Posted by Travis on April 10, 1998 at 15:54:37:
MORE MONEY!!! EASY CASH$$$
QUICK, LEGAL, AND WORKS!!$$$
Travis Kakuske firstname.lastname@example.org
April 9, 1998
So you need (or want) a little (or in this case, a lot) more money. What
I'm about to tell you is an easy way to make thousands of dollars in as
little as one month. This is not a joke and is a perfectly legitimate and
legal way to warn more money than you know what to do with. This is NOT a
chain letter and you only need a few things. The benefits are
unbelievable, and the possibility of thousands of dollars FAR outweighs the
risk of $5.
WHY IT'S LEGAL
This way of obtaining money is legal because it is NOT an illegal
chain-letter pyramid scheme. It is people performing a service for other
people. Because it involves a motive and purpose for sending the money,
and is not just sending money through the mail, it is as legal as paying
anyone to be put on their mailing list. If you think for one minute that
this service is not legal, then don't risk it. Nobody is forcing you, but
you CAN make easy money this way and it IS perfectly legal.
WHAT IT'S GONNA COST YOU
You're gonna need 5 one-dollar bills, 5 envelopes, and 5 stamps. That's
it! So what if it doesen't work? You're out 5 dollars and 5 stamps. But
you're reading this, aren't you? And you're considering the possibilities.
So is everyone else! At least some of the people that are reading will
participate, and the same goes for the people that receive your posting.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU
Lots of money is in it for you. Large sums of money. Tens of thousands of
dollars. Enough to pay off all of your bills. Enough to keep you and your
family financially safe for a while. And enough left over to put you in
the driver's seat of a new BMW in just a couple of months. AND IT REALLY
WORKS! I have several letters in front of me right now, one of which tells
of a person who received over $42,000 in just four weeks!!
DO THE MATH
Let's say you posted this letter, with your name at the bottom, to 200
newsgroups, just like you're supposed to. Let's say that out of these 200
postings, 5 people respond (which is a low response). That's $5. Now,
those 5 people post the letter again to 200 newsgroups each. That's 1000
MORE postings and $50. Now those new people make their contribution and
you receive $500. Then the process repeats itself again and you get
$5,000. Finally, with your name at #1, you receive $50,000. WOW! That's
WHAT TO DO
So you decided to risk $5 for $50,000. Good choice. Here's what to do.
1. Get five pieces of paper and write the words, "Add me to your mailing
list" on each. Next, wrap a $1 bill in each piece of paper (so it's not
visible when the envelope is sealed) and seal up the envelope. Address one
envelope to each of the five people on the list, and mail them their money.
So you just sent 5 envelopes to 5 different people with a slip of paper
saying "Add me to your mailing list" and one dollar in each envelope.
2. You now make a revised copy of this list, taking the name and address
beside #1 off the list, moving the name and address beside #2 to be
beside #1, moving the name and address beside #3 to be beside #2, moving
the name and address beside #4 to be beside #3, and placing your name (or
an alias) and your address (or PO box) beside #5. So you just altered THIS
document by moving each name up one number and adding yours at number 5.
3. Now post this message to 200 newsgroups. This isn't hard, since there
are 27,000. Remember, the more newsgroups you post to, the more money
you're gonna receive. You make more money for every newsgroup you post to.
If you're not sure how to do this, just ask somebody and they'll be happy
Sit back and wait on your money. It should arrive within one to two
months, gradually at first, then by the thousands within a month or so.
This is all you have to do. Thank you for your cooperation and have fun
spending your money.
For this to be legal, you MUST write the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR
MAILING LIST." On a slip of paper inside each envelope.
I do not guarantee any money. I do not guarantee any replies. This letter
is not associated with any corporation or business, just people like you
and me who could use some money.
#1 Olaph Swensen
PO Box 1332
Cave Junction, OR 97523
#2 Brad Weiner
11445 East Cimmarron Drive
Englewood, CO 80111
#3 Mark Hanson
194 Jeffords St.
Ft. Huachuca, AZ 85613
#4 Ben Grier
PO Box 1617
Gadsden, AL 35902-1617
#5 Travis Kakuske
7024 Elmwood Ave.
Middleton, WI 53562
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